Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Thailand...Much later!

This is a very late post. I went to Thailand in June of '06. Found some papers on which I'd scribbled some stuff...posting it now.


We started the day really early after having slept really reaaaaallllly late. We have a new tour guide today. His name is Sam. A first look at him and I've already made up my mind that he's going to be boring, sullen and no fun at all. Sam is surprising me already. He's quite pleasant and a good guide. He's bringing us to a place where they make coconut sugar (nam tal me prao). As he pulls into the gates of this "coconut jaggery factory", he informs us this is quite the commercial place intended for tourists, but he's bringing us there as authentic factories won't let us in! I'm excited. Another new thing to learn!


The process goes like this: A glass-like container made of tin is attached to some coconuts still hanging on the tree. Some pieces of special wood are dropped into the tin which help ward of bacteria. he tins are left to collect coconut water from the coconut flower. This is then collected and poured into huge woks to be cooked. It's coked for about two hours - boiled till it becomes a thick syrup and then cooled a little before being poured into moulds. 


The moulds are tiny porcelain, well - moulds, covered with fine muslin that allows cooled cakes (for that's what the syrup has now become) to be turned over quickly and smoothly. I try my hand at both filling a mould and turning it out. Once I get that, I'm helping out the lady turn out all the moulds (and there's quite a few!) so she can sell these quickly. In about 5 minutes flat all her sugar cakes are gone. And there were at least a 100 of them. the great part of this was mom and dad took some dripping, hot sugar on a leaf and ate it - exactly like they used to eat jagger when they were kids!


Sated with the sugary delight, we now take off for the Floating Market (Talaat Naam) and I'm so excited to finally see what I've heard my friends rave about, I can barely sit still in the car. Sam surprises us again. He takes us into an authentic Thai house. As we enter the vicinity, Sam educates me with that in every Thai house, the front courtyard has a jackfruit tree that signifies protection of the people inside and the backyard a tamarind tree that wards off evil spirits! Thai houses do not use iron nails - they use wooden ones. This house we're entering into is about 150 years old! It was made of broad planks of teakwood. The house has a high ceiling that keeps it airy and the windows keep it well-ventilated. I look around in amazement. This house is austerely simple. Sam tells us that all Thai houses in times gone by were built on the banks of some water-body as the mode of commuting was by boat. This house  too was built on the banks of a rivulet, though the owners weren't boating anywhere any more. As we circle the house, I'm surprised to see woks similar to the coconut-sugar factory lined up in the courtyard. Turns out, this family too earns a living selling nam tal me prao. An elderly lady greets us after feeding her hen some nam tal me prao. I want to do so to and i ask her if I may. With her consent I reach my hand to the hen, who at first doesn't respond. I smile and say she's naturally jealous - competition from another beauty :) and reach my hand out to the hen again. After some cajoling the hen deigns to pick off a few crumbs from my hand. Now I too can say been there done that for this!


After looking around the house a little and buying some home-made coconut oil and some other stuff (after some serious haggling, I must say!) we set off for the Talat Naam - our original plan. I literally almost hop off the car even before it's come to a complete halt! At first glance it looks like an evening bazaar. 20 metres ahead, I see the canal! There are about a hundred boats - canoes really - with all sorts of people, er, manning them. No, actually wo-manning them in their blue shirts (Mor Hom) and flat-topped hats (Muak Nob). Of the 100 or so, I see only about 10 men. Wonder where all the men are. Hmmmmm...Anyway, the first lady managing the paddle boats asks us for 600 baht for a boat for 3 people. We move a little ahead and get one for 450! Yay, I clap my hands gleefully, we're going shopping in a boat! My parents are quite amused. I am after all 30! Very quickly I realize the boat-woman is quite sullen. She isn't even stopping at the shops (Can I technically call them shops?). How am I going to buy ANYTHING???? A half an hour boat-ride and a skirmish later, I am back to shopping on foot and while it's not the same, I'm still buying things from women selling from their boats!


Back in the car, Sam announces that while we need to get back, he's bringing us to a teak carving factory. And i'm thinking "Oh no! another repeat of being told it's a factory but actually only going to the showroom...". Surprise surprise - this one's an authentic factory, quite like the batik village, where people are actually working! I quickly decide this one's better - they're allowing me to do stuff. The inquisitive explorer within me is wide awake. I'm choosing to beat some mulberry wood into pulp. Once it's beaten sufficiently, it will be immersed in water. Since the process of further beating takes a few hours, I move to stage 2 - the water tank where some previously beaten pulp is ready to be immersed into water. i do the honors and then take the pulp out on a wire-mesh screen. Voila! I have a piece of paper in my hands. I created this sheet!  


I'm satisfied with my creation and saunter in to the showroom. Right in front of me is a counter that magically transforms itself into a bar. Good solid teak wood. Casually I check the price tag. 2000. Whoa! that's inexpensive for a piece like this. I look around to find mum and she likes it too. I ask the lady - "Will you ship this back to Delhi for me?" Gladly, i'm informed at no extra cost. Double bonanza. But wait, my curiosity gets the better of me and I ask how this beautiful piece can be only 2000 baht. I will never forget the look on the lady's face. baht?!? the price is 2000 USD.


Time to get back into the car and head back to the hotel.


Saturday, June 10, 2006

Day 1 | Singapore | East Coast Park

...So, I slept in the afternoon...such a deep, relaxed slumber...and woke up rejuvenated. Somehow, I've never had this feeling - "...she woke up feeling disoriented. These didn't feel like her sheets....".

So anyway, I digress. Took a quick shower and we all headed out to what is knwn as the ECP. You guessed it - the East Coast Park. The agenda: A walk down the length of the park and roller blading.

Now before I go on with what happened - remember this - I haven't skated since 1990 and this is roller blading we're talking about.

SO, first I walked the length of the park on the walkway. The breadth isn't worth mentioning because it's only about 200 m wide. While coming back to where I'd started from, I decided to walk on the beach area of the park, with warnings from my father and brother to not get my feet wet. !!!. Anyway, I walked down the beach looking at the lights on the horizon. Someday, I'll write about how good lights make me feel. Reached a really beautiful spot at one place and stood there, looking at the waves run to the shore and break against it. Stood there and allowed the romantic in me to take over and thought about the perfect date on a beautiful beach. Stood there smiling...

...Till my niece called out to me for roller blading. AAH! Here we go...All strapped up in mean looking roller blades, I set out, with hopes of flying in the face of the wind, feeling it brush past my upturned face. Two minutes later, I was on my backside in a rather ungainly fashion. I thought to myself..."and she flew against the wind, till she felt something hard on her backside. Oops! It was the earth come up to meet her, rather than the wind kissing her face!" In times of embarassment, I can sometimes think of some really humorous things! :D

I picked myself up - bruised pride and backside - and gave it another shot. Did fairly well for another 10 minutes, with my niece proclaiming how proud she was of me. She spoke to soon. But this time it wasn't the earth coming up to meet me. I humbled myself and reached out to her. THUD!!! Straight down on my knees. Thanks God for knee-pads.

Well, that was that for my roller blading experience of the day. Don't know if I want to really take my relationship with this lady called Earth any further. I think I'll stick to her being at a safe distant.

Tomorrow morning it's time for swimming. Need to build a relationship with Mr. Water, after all :)

Till then, I'm off for some Gobhi ki sabji and roti.

You enjoy....

Friday, June 09, 2006

Singapore - Day 1

.....And I'm here!

The flight was so SO bad...but then that was to be expected with Indian Airlines. There were these 3 morons - friends clearly - who kept laughing racuously throughtout the flight. And apart from these breaks, I slept throughout the flight - getting up only to eat.

And then I stepped out at Changi....phraji, Changi airport bara hi changa! :) My mother was impressed...and boy, if she's impressed - has to be something else.
Reached the immigration line to a sour looking old man, and of course made him smile. Couldn't have seen a sour looking person early in the morning and left him just like that now, could I have? Got the immigration stuff done, ventured over to duty free and got an eyeful :D till I met my father's eye....didn't shop any, but have my eye on this amazing bottle of Chivas Regal.


Claimed baggage and walked out the airport to a waiting brother and a sexy, sleek black Tri-Star. He stays about 20 kms away from the airport and the drive was a really smooth one. I asked him to play the tour guide and he started off with showing off the perfectly manicured trees which form an umbrella over the road. Singapore has what is the east coast on one side and the west coast on the other. DUH! :) I shall write more about it whenI go and see more of it :D

AAH! now to the eventful part. We reached home and of course there was the swagat committee standing there - bhabhi, my niece and my bhabhi's sister. So we did all the jai ram ji ki's and the hugs and kisses and started picking up the luggage - we traveled really light, by the way: only 10 kgs per person...when we get back, it will be a different story altogether of course! So anyway...we're picking up the luggae - me, my bro and my niece. Picture this in slow motion, I'm leaning over to pick up a bag. I've now pcked up the bag and am standing up straight, when suddenly I feel something making contact with my beautiful lips. And about a moment later I see stars. I wonder who could have made THAT happen. Apart from my bro n my father, there aren't any handsome men around. I looked up straight into the sharp end of a mean looking black umbrella!

About a minute later I could not contain myself and had tears in my eyes. They were tears of pain, dammit.

But i'm not going to let a small accident spoil my trip. So, I'm now looking at myself in the mirror. I, my friends, have a sexy pout! I shall put up pictures when I start taking thm. For the time being...I'm off for a long soak in the bathtub- while it rains outside on Singapore.

Ciao!